You only have to look a few magazine advertisements from the early 20th century or even the 60s and 70s to understand how far medicine has come so quickly. It seems ludicrous that vintage medicine ads were easily found for the throat soothing advantages of cigarettes or the stimulating body and mind effects of a soda such as Coca-Cola or 7-Up. Even pushing the cola drinks onto young children as not only a safe, but a recommended action to help your little ones.
Of course, including actual drugs such as cocaine can be forgiven, after all, I’m sure it did work as a pain reliever. What is harder to believe is that Heroin was advertised as a main ingredient in Bayer’s product along with aspirin. Some other vintage medicine advertisements were included for the sheer comedic value they impart, such as the Vibra-Finger, Stoner Placebo Capsules and Gingervating Ginger Ale. We hope you have fun seeing how lucky you are to be in the 21st century where advertising finally speaks the truth.
Philip Morris Throat Tested Cigarette Advertisement
I hope they were testing for throat cancer; but I doubt it. The creepy kid to the right doesn’t make me want to smoke, but he does frighten me a bit.
Vibra-Finger Vintage Ad (Gum Massager)
Um, yeah. Right. Well, at least it is dentist recommend. I’m assuming these are very sexy dentists.
Stoner Placebo Capsules
Nothing helps cure you of your ailments like a placebo. I also wonder, “When are you going to get off that stuff?” Luckily, hypnotic form not required. What does that mean?
Perry Davis’ Pain Killer Vintage Ad
It is just what its name implies, A Killer of Pain. What is Morbus? Don’t worry if you have morbus, this will fix you right up as well as cramps and burns. No Chinese herbal medicine could compete with Perrry Davis’ Pain Killer.
Old Gold Cigarette Vintage Ad
I’m not sure what confuses or offends me more, the fact this vintage ad is trying to say cigarettes are a treatment for whooping cough or they have a man in black face tying to convince me. If we ever do a racist vintage ads list, this ad can do double duty there as well.
Coca-Cola Vintage Advertisement
I love Coca-Cola, most people to, but I’m a bit suspicious of Coca-cola’s motives when a nurse is trying to serve it to me and tell me it has health benefits. Delicious? Yes! Wholesome? Um, not so much.
Hall’s Wine Advertisment
I don’t know if this vintage ad is actually advertising wine as a medicine or tonic for the bloom of perfect health, but it is a lot funnier if it is.
Ginger Ale Vintage Ad
I had no idea the term Ginger was an older slang for red-heads. You learn something every day, just like you learned from this ad that ginger ale aids in digestion. Actually, this is true, if there is real ginger in the ingredients. Still, seems offensive to pale red-heads.
Dr. L. Q. C. Wishart’s Pine Tree Tar Cordial
A doctor with that many initials can’t be bad, can he? I just wish I could pronounce the product. Dyspepsia Pills? It sounds more like the disease than the cure.
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People
Just what the heck is this vintage medicine ad trying to sell? And what are gingers being singled out again? What could be in these pills to make you less pale?
Cocaine Toothache Drops
Instantaneous cure? Yeah, I’ll bet it is. And only 15 cents on the street. And do you really need to write anything after the word cocaine? I think that is your selling point.
Bayer Heroin Vintage Advertisement
Heroin, The Sedative for Coughs and a fast path for that addiction you have been wanting.
7-Up Vintage Ad
You like it…it likes you! And Mom knows that 7-Up is so pure it is good for you and all children…who want bad teeth, ADD and diabetes!
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